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7/8/2007 转：我的11年考证生涯——催人前进2007年6月12日，我终于考完了ACCA的最后一门3.6，感觉还可以，如果没有过，我也没有办法，大不了再考一次，但感觉通过的几率应该很大。终于可以歇一歇了，总是被别人说，你是不是考试有瘾呀，考了那么证，硕士、注册会计师、注册税务师、ACCA，证券从业人员等。其实真得不是，我是一个非常不爱学习的人，每次考前我都是反复思想斗争，我也不是很聪明的人，考注会我用了5年，考ACCA我用了四年（如果通过），我很爱玩，每次我只是靠前突击，我准备考试的时间不多，且通过率也不高；但是我是一个喜欢接受新鲜事物的人，愿意尝试作不同的事情；我也是一个坚持的人，不随意放弃，如果有些事情你必须去做，那还是越早完成越好；我不愿意浪费时间，我希望回头看去，看到自己曾经时光的痕迹，成长的努力；同时我更热爱自由，我期望独立自信，能够在竞争环境下从容面对、能够选择自己所愿的生活，机遇只垂青于有准备的人，如果你没有做好准备，那是自己的问题。 1. 1996年6月，大三下学期通过大学英语六级； 2. 1996年9月，注册会计师考四门，一门也没有过； 3. 1996年9月至次年1月，考会计专业研究生成功；考研前五天考某国家部委公务员，没有通过； 4. 1997年9月，注册会计师通过一门； 5. 1998年1月，某市最大会计师事务所审计实习； 6. 1998年6月，考过剑桥商务英语B级； 7. 1998年9月，注会通过1门；参加中国中青年成本研究会年会，作会务人员； 8. 1999年1月，北京某大型国内会计师事务所审计实习，出差并第一次坐飞机； 9. 1999年9月，注册会计师通过一门；参加中国会计教授会年会，作会务人员；参译了2本财经类专业书籍的翻译； 10. 1999年12月，研究生论文答辩通过； 11. 1999年11月--2000年7月，某四大会计师事务所某市分所审计工作；审了很多小型外商投资企业； 12. 2000年6月，一次通过注册税务师考试； 13. 2000年9月，注册会计师通过一门；并到北京某大型会计师事务所正式工作（为北京户口），从事管理咨询和审计，做了很多国内大型企业、金融公司的审计和财务咨询； 14. 2001年9月，注册会计师通过一门；终于全部通过注册会计师； 15. 2002年9月，考托福，成绩一般； 16. 2003年4月，跳槽到某合资大型房地产公司做财务部副经理，主管资金、税务、外汇、工程款等； 17. 2003年12月，ACCA 第一次考试，通过2.4；没有参加任何辅导班，自学的我很痛苦； 18. 2004年5月参加审计署的2.5 辅导后，业余时间看书1个月，6月通过2.5; 19. 2004年11月，参加证券从业人员考试，通过3门； 20. 2004年12月，参加审计署的2.6、3.1 辅导后，通过2.6, 3.1 未通过； 21. 2005年6月，因为3.1未通过，一度对学习厌倦，没有去参加ACCA考试，但考过驾照； 22. 2005年11月，参加审计署3.3 培训，12月考3.1和3.3, 3.3 通过，3.1 仍未同过； 23. 2006年3月，重回四大会计师事务所，作热门的萨班斯法案内控咨询工作，对IT 审计和内控、风险管理有一定理解； 24. 2006年6月，终于通过3.1；建议大家尽量不要报3.1，除非你想要将来有签字权。 25. 2006年11月，参加国际内审师考试，没有复习，一门也没有过； 26. 2006年10月，参加BPP CORE PAPER 培训，12月通过3.5\3.7, 3.6差5分； 27. 2007年5月18日，参加中新的3.6免费培训后开始复习3.6，6月12日参加3.6考试。 给大家的经验： 1、 尽量在安静封闭的环境下学习，效率很高，我差不多每次考试前都是在封闭的教室看的书，北京图书馆、外交学院、轻工学院、中国科学院研究生院，甚至出差到外地的山东大学、内蒙古图书馆都留下了我自习的身影，不过我真得很享受在学校的感觉，身心很纯净； 2、 如果有条件的话参加培训，不管免费还是付费的，我参加了很多培训，除了2.4看书外，其它都是培训后看讲义并作历年的考题，没有在看书； 3、 找志同道合的考友，培训结识的考友互相鼓励，讨论问题，教学相长，对一些问题也有更好的理解。我甚至给考友介绍过对象，给生活也增添了乐趣。 4、 结合工作的内容学习考试知识，平时的工作中多琢磨，工作和学习互相长进，我的不同工作经验对我对考试内容的理解也有帮助，由于自己做过管理咨询，看3.5非常好理解。 5、 安排好学习和生活，得到家人的支持，这些年来每当复习痛苦想要放弃时，老公和父母的鼓励让我一再坚持。 在此总结：考试是我生命中的一抹亮色，但绝不是生活的全部，我不同意那些全职考试的做法，经历了考试前的紧张复习，让我更珍惜考后生活的轻松和愉悦，安排好更丰富的活动享受生活。工作经验是更重要的，考试证书不能代表你的工作能力，所以我们应该更重视我们的工作，如果工作和学习冲突，我绝对以工作为第一位的。 4/18/2007 郁闷！just some of my feelings~~~
也不知道从什么时候开始，我开始和2这个数字打交道，其实并不是简简单单的一个数字2，它意味着一种状态，那种永远屈居于第二的状态，原来觉得能得个老二也很不错嘛~~~现在愈发地感觉到，那句话的正确性——人们永远只记得第一名！ 从小学开始就是各种各样的英语比赛的二等奖，英文打字比赛二等奖，科技英语比赛二等奖，自然科学知识竞赛二等奖……一连串的2，无一例外。 到了中学也是一样，考试最好的一次也只是到了年级第二名，再之后就是班级第二名，反正总之，就是没有第一名。北京市高一化学竞赛二等奖，北京市高二化学竞赛二等奖，全国高中生化学竞赛二等奖。全都是2！ 我就是个2，一无是处。 到了大学还是一样，我努力地想改变，改变，可是还是不能逃离2的束缚！二等奖学金，二等社会工作奖……我疯了，为什么会这样？ 今天，PWC的internship qualification, requiring the top 2 students in my class. GPA~ i'm the third. that is not to say that i'm the second, just wanna say that there's always been a great gap between me and the first place! maybe that's the truth. i'm still not the elite, i'm still not the best one to be considered when scholarship or opportunities are available. Still, i should struggle to keep me on the second place as well as fight to the first~ still that saying from LOCKE "Struggle is the nature way of strengthening." 4/23/2006 大哥列传写在前面：鄙人近日无聊于家，闲卧于塌中，忆实验往事，思故人，顿觉有一奇人，此人身长八尺有余，力大无比，乡里屯外，妇孺皆知。今就读于北航，寝于三室一厅之宅，研攻软件之物，生活甚是快活。这厮日后定有一番功业，贫僧慧眼识才，择其奇，立其列传于此，以敬后人！
大哥（大家都知道他是谁了，俺就不便透露他姓甚名谁了），和我六载同学，想起他，有一连串的奇闻轶事。先是初一（周批：不知道为什么大家都叫它七年级？哎，不学洋鬼子点好，净学这没用的），大哥入学考试英语第一名（周批：想俩路，加上AKCHESS和FIFI都没有他考得好！），然后被老吴头（周批：俺们初中的班主任）任命为第一任班长！——此一奇也！ 大哥，不食人间烟火，班长任期刚满就功成身退。也不知是何时候，我们发现大哥那时开始有一个癖好——EAT & CHEW一种由纤维素和纸浆混合而成的物质，而且津津有味。这可能是以后能成为大哥的原因之一吧。——此二奇也！ 大哥，英雄坛说总舵主！也许是我的那个文曲星游戏激起了大哥对JAVA、C++的热爱（周批：有点自作多情），但总之大哥对电子信息的热爱一发不可收拾，随便拿个谁的文曲星，都能整出点我们从来没见过的后门程序！不然就是要和我或是周超联机“切磋”，俺们哪里打得过大哥？大哥就连上体育课的时候都开机打坐！（周批：大哥是自己修炼出来的啊！）此三奇也！ 话说初二，我班转入一员虎将，此人身材如张飞，身高也与大哥相近，以走路背诵《离骚》、夏天挥舞纸扇作楚流香状而文明于世（周批；此人便是刘某人）。大哥与刘某人相遇可谓神来之笔：若课间之时，听到如“啪啪啪”地，只能听于武侠电影之对打之掌声，万万不要惊慌，此必为大哥与刘某人对掌之声。（周批：这声你自己使出吃奶的劲我估计鼓掌也出不了这么大动静！）旁人无不知而遁之。此景可谓四奇也！ 每每上操之时，忽闻篮球架“咣咣”作响，此亦为大哥训练掌力，与篮球架对掌矣（周批：大哥美其掌名曰‘断后龙爪手’）男生无不拉警报而闪之。大哥仰天乐哉！此景可谓五奇也！ 中考体育加试，大哥试之儿戏。稍一挠地，便甩开身后之人数十米，速度之快，如闪电，比走丸，加其“嘎嘎”之笑声，令人有瞠目结舌之感。此六奇也！ 大哥，中考之神，以599的成绩压线被高中录取（周批：有一插曲录于此，上则所述刘某人亦考599，但由于大哥数学高之2分，且名额有限，故而只留大哥而弃刘某人于某某高中）此七奇也！ 大哥的身高以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃而响叮当之势长过190，眨眼便成巨人行列。其间，球风不顺之时，便纵身一跃，拍蓝板数下或抓篮框以泄心中不快。篮下之人无不呆若木鸡（周批：吓的）另高三之时，无暇打球，但渴于篮球之乐，便时常于楼道中练跳高。久之，众人尚可触其天花板崖。大哥见状，纵身飞起，左右手啪啪啪三击其崖而落——众人散去……此八奇也！ 大哥乃本班英语之先驱，初一过PETS2，初三过CET4等英语等级考试。此绩乃启尔众人，吾等纷纷奔而仿之。这厮考PETS4发榜之时见其考单曰59分。大哥怒而撕其单，来年80多过之，笑唾此考。此九奇也！ 大哥平日模拟之时，均于半盏香之内便呈递考卷。后鄙人得知其乃奔赴驾校习读交通法规。此举另我等无语以对。这厮平日模考成绩并不乐观，然其若然无事。大考之前，评下二级运动员之雅号，获20分于囊中（周批：排球二级运动员乃是也。）有此分在手，高考甚是轻松，有过人之发挥，超其平日表现数十分。视之意料之中，笑谈之：“游戏也。”此十奇也！ 此文仓促卒稿，疏漏之处请大家补记之后。鄙人谨以微见窥神人之像，恐有叙说不当之处，望见者不为怪，怪者不为见。本文仅供玩笑之用，勿互相私传，以至当事人之手，鄙人命必休矣。在下先于此谢过诸位！叩拜于此。
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δJerry 4/22/2006 Capital Museum----The British Museum after 250 yearsI planned to pay a visit long time ago and at last went to there this afternoon. We just covered the path along the special hall of The British Museum after 250 years. From the Prehistory, to Ancient Egypt, from Mesopotamia to Ancient Greece, and with Ancient Rome and Early Europe, Asia, Oceania, East Asia & South Asia, and to Islamic, still on with Medieval, Renaissance & Later Europe. Really a long walk through all these halls, so we didn't spare much time to see all the other exhibitions for fine artistic collection of ancient Chinaware.
Let's introduce sth that impressed me. In the Ancient Egypt hall, the Greenfield Papyrus is incredibly handed down with the fragile material. And the talisman sculptured with beetles and fingers reflected the worship at that time. In the Mesopotamia hall, the most famous satatue is the Ashurnasirpal II, the one on the ad with a sword in the left hand. He looks quiet with the growing beard. And then came with the first kind of helmets called Corinthian and the Ptolemy gold coins. I learnt that empire from an astronomy book. It surely had a brilliant civilization with the developed astronomic knowledge. The statues in this hall appear to be more natural and expertized. I get to know the King Hadrian from the Ancient Rome Hall. With all kinds of silver wares.
It's really big and we're already getting sour in the legs. Especially for the ban of drinks. So we sped up to the end and I DIDN'T take much note afterwards. But I want to mention the Hall of Medival and Renaissance is worth a visit. Some famous paintings are being showed there. If you have time, be sure to slow down your pace and appreciate them.
And we went to souvenir area to see what's on sell, but u know, it's always been expensive and worthless to buy things there, cause the most important thing, I suppose, is the impression and knowledge you get, together with the feeling of the World's history.
As an elder said, though I partially disagree, the British Museum can have such treasurers is attributed of the colonial history and the invasion of other countries. But it hits the point.
We just spent not more than 3 hours in the show because of the tiredness. But I feel that it's a great chance for us to approach the ancient treasurers at our museums. Anyway, go and feel in your way. 4/9/2006 What's going on these days?!To answer the question of my title, I don't know.
I didn't write anything here for days? months? Maybe.
I changed my background music.
I was happy to have an excellent HRM associate prof.
I had a beautiful spring outing with my new classmates.
I was moved by the end of the FRIENDS, deeply moved and expected that kind of friendship.
I love JOEY!!!
I often went home after class for higher effeciency.
I was stunned at the GPA policy, which might prevent me from taking double Major.
I sometimes go to PKU to see someone, but was declined to have class together.
I don't know why then.
I don't want to be at this position next semester.
I wanna focus on sth more serious and important.
I want to buy a new cell phone,BUT
I have no money. AND
I love the old things, which accompanied me for 4 years.
I am afraid to recall the time in high school.BECAUSE
I would like to turn the clock back and enjoy it again.
I hardly hear from my friends.
I sometimes chat with them WHILE they appear to be busy.THOUGH
I don't want to bother them. BUT
I dislike being monotory whereas I'm not alone.
I restrain the reflex.
I know what's going on in my heart.
I don't know what it actually is.Maybe
I need some calm and rest. 3/17/2006 F·R·I·E·N·D·S——I'll be there for youSo no one told you life was gonna be this way [four claps] Your job"s a joke, you"re broke, your love life"s D.O.A. It"s like you"re always stuck in second gear When it hasn"t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but CHORUS I"ll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour) I"ll be there for you (Like I"ve been there before) I"ll be there for you ("Cause you"re there for me too) You"re still in bed at ten and work began at eight You"ve burned your breakfast so far, things are going great Your mother warned you there"d be days like these But she didn"t tell when the world has brought you down to your knees CHORUS No one could ever know me, no one could ever see me Seems you"re the only one who knows what it"s like to be me Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with Someone I"ll always laugh with Even at my worst, I"m best with you Yeah! It"s like you"re always stuck in second gear When it hasn"t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but CHORUS 3/11/2006 The effects of terms examination on our studyTerms examination, as we all know, is held in every university and college, since it is a common and feasible way to test and check the learning quality. However, when we take account of the effect of it, opinions are divided into groups. A considerable proportion of people, including some students strongly approve of such test. On one hand, they bear in mind that this is one of the most effective ways which can motivate students to focus on the courses. And through the exam, students can see more clearly how’s going on with their study, then they may analyze and adjust the learning strategy. On the other hand, the teachers are responsible for full and overall development of all the students at their disposal, so it’s essential for them to manage the level of the students. Obviously, term examination will do. By contrast, some others show their grievance towards such exam. They hold a view that the effect is negative. When the exam is drawing near, students have to prepare and recite formulas and theories, which, they exclaim, is a particularly physical, psychological and spiritual torture. They want more quality-oriented education, instead of exam-oriented one with paper exams. As the saying goes, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. As a result, they want to be smart enough to face the future challenges. When stepping into society, people need to master communication skills, leadership etc. but paper work won’t teach us these things, which we can only acquire from practice and activities. By this way, the effect of term examination doesn’t appear to optimize. Although opinions differ from person to person, we should take advantage of it and actualize ourselves.3/4/2006 What I'm learning in this semester!Here it comes.
Haven't written anything here after the new semester began cuz courses are extraordinary tough. And I've got sth else to work with. Together with the compulsory lessons, there are few courses that I'm fully interested in and decided to attend them.
Here comes the courses:
1 Calculus
2 Physical exercise(swimming advanced)
3 An introduction to Chinese History
4 An introduction to Chinese Culture
5 An introduction to Patent and Trademark Protection
6 An introduction to Law of Economics
7 Microeconomics
8 Principles of Management
9 Political Economics
10 College English
11 Computer Science (primary level)
12 Macroeconomics
13 Fundamentals of Financial Management
14 General Biology
15 HRM(Human Resource Management)
Among which 12, 13 and 15 are not my compulsory courses.
Needless to say how I'm feeling about these two weeks.
EXHAUSTED!!! 2/13/2006 一个小测试，呵呵将整封邮件复制，贴在一封你要寄出的新邮件上。将所有的答案改成你自己的， 然后寄给你认识的人，包括将这封信寄给你的人。这个理论要说的是，你将了解 你的朋友许多不为人知的种种。 别忘了把邮件也寄回你的寄件人。你永远不知道你会从中学到什么 ! HI ALL MY FRIENDS，START！ 现在几点：19:14 你的全名：周琳 你现在正在听谁的歌：盛开在遗忘之后(赵齐这小子怎么能同时听那么多歌?) 你在哪里读书(工作)：中国人民大学 你最后吃的一样东西是什么：猪蹄 现在天气如何：天黑了，看不出来了 戴隐形眼睛吗：不 上一次吹蜡烛的数目：1（俺19了，但俺一般不过生日，上次是在生日班会上） 你通常吹熄这些蜡烛的日子：就那次（俺一般不吹蜡烛，那东西烧了出二氧化碳，导致温室效应） 你们家养过什么：猫，兔子，鸽子，鸟，鱼，鬼，土鳖，刺猬 星座：摩羯吧？ 兄弟姐妹和他们的年龄：在自己这一辈是最小的，唯一有一个在Sydney的姐姐，22了。 有几个耳洞：我耳唇上没有，但左右耳朵各有一个洞，不过是进声音的。 你有纹身吗： 没（自己画的手表也算？！那就有一个） 你喜欢你目前的生活吗：在人大不爽，在实验很爽，在家一般爽，和毛毛过比较爽。一般吧。 喝过酒吗：我是男的。剩下的不用说了... 觉得自己花心吗：譬如勇士，也战斗，也休息，也饮食，自然也性交。俺觉得挺对的。不过不太花。 不敢吃的东西：活的！ 最喜欢吃的是什么东西：能吃的。 最喜欢喝什么：午后红茶，酷儿 最喜欢的数字： 34，24，6 最喜欢的颜色：蓝色 最喜欢的电影：《地道战》其实挺好看的！不过我更喜欢看《Pearl Harbor》 最喜欢品牌：杂牌 最怀念的日子：非典那会儿！和毛毛高兴在一起的时候！逗我家猫的时候！能无忧无滤在网上什么都不干的时候！ 最喜欢星期几：小学，初中，高中都喜欢星期二，因为那会儿老师们得政治学习，我们可以放假。大学之后，喜欢周末，可以放假。不过上学期周四很不错，有时间去北大！ 最喜欢的花：不喜欢花 喜欢的运动：网球，篮球 喜欢的冰棋淋种类：八喜 最害怕的东西：死的东西 如果有来世：去做个化学家！ 讨厌做的事：得和自己不喜欢的人成天在一起。 擅长的事：贫，挂在网上什么都不干。 卧室地毯的颜色：不喜欢地毯，怕我衣服上又有猫毛，又有地毯毛。 以后想做什么：本来想当化学家，现在嘛，去外企当财务人员吧。最根本的，想当个人。 你们家住几楼：6 你觉得自己十年后会在哪里：北京某个企业的财务人员，或者是去深圳！因为有个人要去。也可能在实验当个选修课老师。 无聊的时候你大多会做些什么：上网 你住的最远距离的一个朋友是谁：俺地理不太好，是英国London离我远，还是Boston离我远？还是Sydney？？？慌死我了。 世界上最恼人的事：得和一些爱在背后说闲话的人混在一起。 世界上最好的事：和喜欢的人在一起看夕阳！ 最喜欢的人：爸爸妈妈，爷爷奶奶，姥姥姥爷，还有毛毛，还有朋友们！ 觉得同性恋如何呢：同性恋？没吃过。 对于没有把握的事情态度如何：把它弄成有把握的事情！ 如果有人误会你，你会：看是谁了，要是不喜欢的人，不理他。要是还不错的朋友，就和他吵一下。 有想过要怎么对付你讨厌的人吗: 凉着他！ 通常几点上床睡觉：开学11点上床，睡觉嘛，得等12点以后了。放假1点多。 你猜谁会最先回这封信：肯定不是毛毛 现在心里最想见的是谁：毛毛 想要几岁结婚：至少26吧？大家帮我算一下，18岁上大学+8年本科和博士是得26吧？ 今天心情好吗：还不错啊！ 想过自杀吗：想它干什么？怎么也得够本再死吧。我死了，很多人会自杀的吧！ 希望谁回信:呵呵，你不回信试试？！小样的！ 现在几点: 19：41 1/29/2006 黑白除夕春晚现在是越来越无聊了，唯一值得期待的只是那黄洪那有点压韵、略带讽刺口吻的台词和有些哗众取宠的表情。剩下的，只是那些在我看来乏味、催人入睡的曲艺节目。我承认自己没有什么音乐细胞，小时候曾经学过小提琴，当时父母本想把我推入艺术的电烫，哪想我家的窗腿被锯折了好几次；三级的水平不是一个满意的结果，考虑到我这音乐白痴，半途而废可能是个比较明智的选择。后来又学了吉他，看来也只能自我欣赏，不能登大雅之堂了。即使这样，我仍然坚信春晚的文艺节目一定被全国广大观众当作聊天、方便、点烟等事的大好时机，因为在他们眼中，山本赵等人的小品会是鹤立鸡群的吧，那简直是一定的。姐姐今年又没有回来，在Sydney享受那美妙的阳光呢吧？——北京又要大风降温了。
真的，我对节日的态度一向很淡漠。如果我没有记错的话，我已经有七年没有见过蛋糕是什么样子了，春节等节日也只是来看看爷爷奶奶，去和姥姥姥爷聊聊天，收收压岁钱。节日只是个符号，有多少人真正知道我们为什么要过春节，五一国际劳动节的来历是什么。我坚信，一切事物都延续和发展都需要两个条件，一个是继承，另一个就是创新。春节的制度是继承了，初一饺子，初二面的说法也流传了下来，但其中的历史传承了多少？真正的创新我们做了多少呢？春节对于很多人来想来只等于一个七天的假了吧。我还是熬自己的百岁吧。 胡乱播换着电视台，没有心仪的节目，只能无聊地对着笔记本发呆。科技的进步不知是不是一场灾难。U盘的出现让我珍藏多年的3.5寸盘下了岗，插口的换代让我的扫描仪无处可接，就连电话线都不能接到我的笔记本上面，因为那个接口只能连接LAN宽带的网线，因为那个更快。也不知道我是应该感谢科技的进步呢，还是怪科技的进步的速度太快呢。 现在在这间漆黑的屋子里，只有我的笔记本亮着，不对，还有我反光的眼镜和后边那黑色的眼珠。 另外，过春节了，祝大家春节快乐，狗年吉祥！
偶得歪诗一首：《叹》.
鹊翁叼枝压柳条,半晌叽叽入新巢。灵仙不顾随日月,仆爬空等盼明朝。
夜梦惊塌东风外,乱思入枕燕南牢。玉溪旧日七句苦,醉侠虽伴尤梏茅。 1/24/2006 黑色的孤独首先我要声明，这个题目是最近看孔庆东的书扒来的，相信您老人家的这个书名没有申请专利，所以我用想必不会收到法院的传单。于是乎……（周批相信孔老夫子如果看到此文必会以口水唾之，这厮文笔这么差还敢模仿洒家，反了他！）
其实起这个题目是有另外原因的，贫僧近来心里却是有些空虚（周批可能想吃肉了吧）而且现在正是黑夜，题目与贫僧现在心境也颇为相符。和追孔老夫子女生成千上万不同（周批孔夫人的心理素质真过硬），贫僧第一相貌丑陋，相信女生见我之后不尖叫而撒腿就跑我就已经满足了；第二，贫僧一向好吃懒做，不然怎能培养出这等魁梧（周批谁敢说胖我坐死谁）的身材！然而唯一值得贫僧骄傲的是，贫僧性格比较直爽、率真，颇受女性青睐。这年头，找老公不兴找个老实的？稍微骄傲一下吧。
如今世道似乎变了一样，女博士越来越多，男主妇也如雨后春笋般出现。人之初，性本乱。交女友，吃软饭便成了好多男性同志的座右铭。然而我这个堂堂七尺男儿，虽不倜傥，但也风流。对吧？因此贫僧要好好学习天天向上，不是么？正所谓要想荣华富贵，除非狼心狗肺。学习就要找到狼的感觉，把知识作为猎物，当作狼的信物。不过那是迫不得已，任何生物给他舒适的环境，都不会凶残地傻到放着现成的肉不吃，而去自己抓肉吃！但我想说的是——人有泪。
有时候想，希望一次次地幻灭，每当我看到手机屏幕上还重复地上演着同样的寂静。我熟悉了被遗忘，熟悉了“孤”字在中国的各种各样不同的味道，熟悉了在笔记本前面开着摄像头僵硬麻木的微笑。渐渐地，不再对那个熟悉的号码不再抱有被磁场袭击的希望……不过也好，没有希望就不会有绝望嘛。
幸好，在这个黑夜里（周批黑字在中国总是和孤独和冷联系在一起，事实也是吧），我要感谢马克思、恩格斯、列宁、斯大林和毛泽东同志在天之灵，保佑我现在还没有能够悲痛欲绝地去见你们。因为想到他们，我就又有了活的勇气！可别去见马克思！要学马哲的，我马哲可才得83……（周批不要被马克思扁）
我一直抱有这个态度，我的日历里根本没有那些所谓的节日，心情好对我来说便是节日，不高兴即使是节对我也没啥大意义——不高兴啊。说这话是想说明，贫僧这两日就没节过，虽然昨天去超市得了个阿福，为了一个水果盘买了一筐脆香米——短暂的节日啊。
对于跟外边衣服一样凉着我的，我也还施彼身而凉着的——天必灾之（周批主要灾前者）。
对了，中国一向兴名正言顺。可贫僧炖了这些汤，似乎确实不显黑，也不挺热闹的样子。不过，不过，就算洒家名不正，言不顺，但这和“事必成”没有啥必然的关系——我坚信。恩，赞一个。由此，我，黑色的孤独！
（周批：此地无银三百两，道是无情却有情） 1/13/2006 翩翩于未名湖今天又去了北大，去了未名湖，去了那个觊觎已久的冰场。
人好多，人真的好多，滑得好的人好多——这是最要命的，弄得我好紧张，犹豫了半天，可还是和毛儿租了冰鞋，带有几分胆怯地上了冰场。
冰场是被一圈网围城了两部分，里面的看来比较光滑，不过地方有限。外面视野很开阔，但很崎岖——当然不适合我这个只有胆子没有技术的滑冰痴。
换上冰鞋才知道滑冰根本没有电视里看的那么轻松，我硕大的身躯要站在这两个刀上，还要在这摩擦系数很小的接触面上飞速向前？天啊……我怎么可能做到？我穿上鞋以后，站都站不稳，只能扶着边上的铁栏杆撮着走，好狼狈。在毛毛的鼓励下，说是刺激更合适，我离开了那个靠山，可靠的靠山！全得靠自己了。哎呀，我可知道脚底下不生根的感觉有多难受。上不着天，下不着地啊！牛顿站在一平方米的格子上（压强）好大啊！在一阵挣扎之后，我试图往前走，可是它怎么往后退？没有摩擦是件可怕的事情！太可怕了！哎……
其实有时候胆子大不是一件好事，我竟然疯狂地想尝试滑起来的感觉！哎结果可想而知，重重地摔在了地上！老头钻被卧……还好这天冷，未名湖的冰瓷实，要不我这180多斤，一下子不弄个冰窟窿出来。呵呵。虽说摔了一交，不过感觉和刚才有些不同，似乎可以控制点平衡了！
再走再走，呵呵，会走路了——不要以为我不会走，在冰上根本不是那么回事！！！
我还是要强调胆子大会吃苦头的！我又开始了自己的冒险之尝试，结果摔啊摔，摔啊摔。不过慢慢地就摔出经验了！XIXI，在毛毛还在挣扎如何走的时候，我已经苦尽甘来了，哈哈。我已经可以笨拙地、挣扎着、张牙舞爪地在冰上加速了！那种在冰上滑起来，仰望苍天的感觉好畅快，感觉天是在动的，而不是自己在动。
想想，如果有幸再来滑，那种初学者的青涩也许会变得成熟一些吧...... 1/12/2006 那里·这里对这有些事情我已经渐渐习惯了，或者不客气地说，这种习惯更多的是一种麻木。
从1999走到2005。人，来；走；来；又走了……
高中保持初中的大部分阵容已经是件很不容易的事情。可那次，你们走了……我至今仍然愤恨，很愤恨那几加分的名额……但我一直都没有说，一直憋在心里。也许这是宿命，这就是竞争。同样是599，同样都是刘姓的同学，同样都是聪明的脑子，结果，他在这里，他却在那里。你问我信命么？我信。
走，很平常的一个词，却一次又一次地拨动我的心弦，一次又一次……
一个，两个，三个……十个，十一个，……我无力再数下去。在他们眼中，那里的风景一定比这里的美，他们一定怀揣着这个信念去的那里，去的那些美丽的地方。
不懂……你们还回来么？还回来么？……我从不敢问出声。
 离开东八区的日子还习惯么？没有北京晨霜浸过的柿子香的日子还好么？我也没问过。
樱花无泪，因为樱花不要哭！
但我仍然坚信，背井离乡永远不是褒义词，连中性都谈不上。一夜之间，跨出五百米，然后左转，就会出现的书铺消失不见；一夜之间，头顶的屋檐长出丑陋的锐角；一夜之间，隔壁墙内的父母不知去向。只有一个陌生的世界等着自己去磕碰——然后用所谓磨砺和深夜的台灯来麻痹自己的泪腺？
想象自己家里的饭桌上从你去那里时就开始少了一双碗筷……然而这都只是意念上的想象，他们真的去了那里，而且就在那里。
一个，两个，三个……数着数着，我在这里进入了梦香。 1/9/2006 静静度过十八岁...... NINETEEN.The musical notes at last But a little different this time, without someone accompanying. Crabbed day, isn't it? It could be better, but things turned out to let me down. I had just covered from a slight fever, and went into a bad stomach. Still suffered now, on my birthday. Okay, fair enough @~@ This's my last birthday before I turn into twenty something, which I should treasure a lot. I want a cake, a birthday cake for my birthday, even a small birthday cake sent by someone else, not my parents, I mean. But there isn't any. But I still received two presents
 from BB&ZZ. I like them!ThAnK you for your gift from Hongkong, for which I'm grateful.  Actually, birthday is just a common day of a year which symbolizes a growth of age and knowing more. That's more important than a celebrate. After I entering university, I learnt a lot how to deal with urgent events and social affairs. ^_^
 Anyway, I'm 19 now after a peaceful and hush day, 9th January 2006.
1/8/2006 ABOUT MY LIFE RATES & HOW MUCH UR BLOG WORTHS.
That's mine. What about urs? Just have a try.
And that's how much MY blog worths. what about have an evaluation? 1/6/2006 致上厕所不冲水的同学的一封信尊敬的上厕所不冲水的同学： 你们好! 提笔之前首先感谢你们让我有机会写这封信。虽然这个称呼似乎有些唐突了，但请恕在下才疏学浅，实在是想不出更恰当的词来概括你们这种高尚的行为了。 说这种行为高尚实在不是在下有意吹捧炒作，虽然你们从来都是做事不留姓名的，但你们的良苦用心是个地球人都应该知道，更何况是我们这些受过高等教育的所谓天之骄子呢。也许这个时候会有人跳将大声发问：“子非鱼，安知鱼之乐？”但我们不是鱼，都是人嘛，所以还是可以理解的，但请稍安勿躁，请听我细细说来。 首先，你们的这种行为明显是为了相应节约用水的号召。上一次厕所就要冲一次水么？国家哪部法律规定的？那该多浪费水啊！那些东西本来就应该留在那里，难道还应该拿出来还是放点其它什么东西上去？那也太缺德了吧！我知道你们不会干这种事的。虽然味道不大好受，作为社会主义的接班人连这点苦都受不了了？一次冲也是冲，两次冲也是冲，……，N次冲不也是冲吗？但花费明显不同嘛，大家都应该心里有本帐，没事别光想着上网，泡妞，玩游戏，应该学学经济学。一滴水对于我们也许还不算什么，但对于那些陷于苦难的广大非洲同胞呢？这种由一滴水引申到国际主义的情怀也不是我们这些冲水的同学所能达到的，这种敬仰之情……，不是语言所能表达的，相信你们能够感受得到。 其次，更为高尚的是，你们这种行为更是体现了对生命的关怀和爱心。没有你们，世界上也许会少了很多鲜活的生命，那些飞来飞去的蚊子，苍蝇什么的不就是在你们辛辛苦苦创造的环境中成长起来的吗？如果我们都冲水了，他们还能出生并健康地活下来吗？不能！而且蚊子等的产生虽然给我们带来了诸多烦恼，但不也增强了我们的抵抗力吗？再说生命的存在总是有代价的，就算我们人类不也为了生存在无休止的破坏这个地球吗，我们尚且这样毫无顾忌的吸地球的血，那它们吸我们一点血又算得了什么？ 再次，你们的精神和勇气也是值得我们敬佩的。虽然我一直不得见你们那种雄赳赳气昂昂跨出厕所的英姿，但你们那种在面对强大的舆论压力时所表现的“走自己的路，让别人去说吧！”的大无畏精神却深深地打动了我！是啊，不是每个人都有这种勇气的，敢于直面肮脏的厕所，敢于面对刺鼻的恶臭，这种坚毅和果敢让我看到了你们身上一种奇特的气质——仅属于你们的气质，一种别人想学都学不来的独特品质。你们轻轻的走了，正如你们轻轻的来，你们挥一挥衣袖，走的那么精彩。这该是多么唯美的画面啊！ 一口气说了那么多，其实这些都还不能代表我全部的感受，但想到大家都挺忙，不好占用你们太多的时间。最后呢，对于你们的行为我虽然不敢有什么意见，但也想给点小小的建议。 首先呢，我强烈建议成立一个“不冲水联盟”，虽然你们做完事后都是不留名的，但组织化，制度化是现在社会发展的一个趋势，这样有利于你们相互支持，相互交流，将不冲水事业进行下去。 在此基础上，我觉得应该在每一个厕所门口都立一个记录牌，让每一个不冲水的同学都在上面留下芳名，虽然这样可能违背了做好事不留名的原则，但世界是发展的嘛，不应该拘泥于这样的小节，因为这样有利于你们进行相互间的评比和工作考核，为评比年度，季度或者月度“最佳不冲水先进分子”提供依据，以提高大家的积极性。而且也可以扩大你们的知名度，让其他人都看到你们的实际工作，并吸引更多人加入你们。 最后，我还帮你们想了一个口号：“怕ｓｈｉ的不是热血青年！”或者是“今天你们都冲了吗？”请你们自行商量定夺，不用谢我。 最后的最后，再次谢谢你们为人类事业所做出的杰出贡献。 一个上厕所冲水的人 12/31/2005 Bye~2005Sorrie for not updating this blog for weeks. LAST SHOT! Here it comes.
First, I want to summon up to recall my dusted memory, but it seems that I can't rightly and exactly memorize all of the instructive events that I had experienced. Maybe some of them are enough to commemorate the last day of 2005.
1. Successfully finished the National College Entrance Tests and thanks for the friends, classmates, parents and the devoted teachers. Here I want to mention Maomao, she encouraged and helped me a lot.
2. Enrolled by RenMin University of China, though not wholly satisfied with the result. Maybe that's the fortune.
3. Have a long journey to Yunnan with 5 of my classmates and friends. NICE TRIP.
4. Entitled as a monitor, and elected monitor. I really did something for our class, though some of them didn't even look at me when passed by or say hello back to me when I said to them. Anyway, sometihng hard but interesting and challenging. I'm sure they will get accustomed with my personality and working pattern.
5. Screwing with a smile upon the condition of RUC. POOR DORM, LIB, NO LAB, NO SCIENCE COURSES, all I have to learn about this semester are all political military theories. OK, FAIR ENOUGH!!!
6. Have a hard time with Mao. I can understand her torturing work she has to cope with. BUT...anyway, I could smell the break up? I don't know what's going on. BE OPTIMISTIC, ANYWAY.
7. Got the score of two of my theory courses, I even couldn't believe what I had seen when I opened the web page. BOTH A. TERRIFIC STARTING!!!
8. MISS old friends a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EVENTUALLY, I want to quote a saying to express to my friends my feeling and say goodbye to 2005.
PEOPLE LAUGH AND PEOPLE CRY,
SOME GIVE UP AND SOME ALWAYS TRY,
SOME SAY HI WHILE SOME SAY BYE,
BUT OTHERS MAY FORGET YOU, BUT NEVER I. 11/19/2005 思维片段 我的循环生活程序进行中
 来人大也有两个月了，我发现现在的生活越来越像一个简单的C程序，不停地重复着FOR的循环：早上我们宿舍必定是能发出不同和弦的手机先后在几分钟内发出不同频段的声波；然后我在黑暗中摸索着关掉手机，然后挣扎着从那个乱得在我看来还可以称之为床的东西上爬起开始了起床程序；洗漱完毕后拿起书包水壶咬着一卡通冲向东区全日开始早餐程序；接着便骑上我那破车奔往教室开始了占座程序；下课后又开始了寻找自习教室的程序；然后敏感地寻觅到个地方后，打着哈欠泡上咖啡开始自习程序……然后继续循环。
我要对盛蛤蟆说
 曾经有一个很薄的札记本摆在我面前，可是我没有珍惜。直到我失去的时候我才后悔莫及，人世间的悲哀莫过于此；如果上天能给我再来一次的机会，我会对盛蛤蟆说三个字：我一定好写札记！如果要在这札记上加上一个数目，我希望是一万字。
我要对钱钱说
 我对不起您！哎，可我还是没有学好英语！昨天上英语课讲虚拟语气，又清楚又模糊地想起了您当时的教导——清楚的是场景，模糊的却是内容啊！
 我我我~~~下次我回实验，再去蹭您一节语法课吧，那种机关枪式地语速，想起来真是享受啊！最后引用那首诗，
把酒怀愿难入喉，
难辨虚实无限愁。 旧梦新验空回首， 唯有痴人独影瘦。 梦里花在惜难留， 醒时愁外还是愁。 只叹生平已成久， 灯下难安徒作谋。 我我我，爱实验！ 11/5/2005 Who Moved My Cheese?When I first came into this college, I couldn't adapt myself to the new enviroment, and more, I disliked and was disappointed. It always occured to me the happy days when I were in The Experimental High School, and that made me depressed for a really long time before I could recover from it. But things changed dramatically and drastically after I read the book written by Dr. Spencer.Johnson, whose name is "Who moved my cheese". Though it was a hit years ago, but it still had instructive value towards me. The two mice and two little human being enlightened me into some deep thoughts. Sometimes, things change and they are never the same again. That's life! Life moves on,and so should we! That's it! Also, it teaches me that I don't lose my "cheese" at once, the fact is, I lose them in pieces. I always dreamed of going back to the old days in the Experimental High School before I realized it was just a dream. The happy time won't be around forever. I can't go back again. They are already old, but I didn't smell it. I come to know God has plans for all of us, and actually, I deserve it. I should just imagine myself enjoying the new cheese in the RUC, even before I find it, certainly, it can lead me to it. I vow! 10/16/2005 The day you went away...I haven't written anything in this blog about my my my...I don't know how to describe this epithet. She's shy, but I'm quite the opposite. Okay, fair enough, I make up my mind. You are my girlfriend. I really want to mention something about her. I read Blue Coordinate's blog, feeling extraordinary lonely. He can see his girlfriend once a week, fixed on the afternoon of every Friday. How lucky he is! She got fever this week, at 41 degrees centigrade. Though the highest temperature that I had was 41.5 degrees centigrade, I worried a lot phoned her but her balance had no money and there wasn't anyone in the dormitory. I lost touch with her, absolutely lost. And at the same time, I heard the song "The day you went away." OH, my god. What could I imagine, my girl? We merely met each other after the new term. I understand you are busy, but would you try my shoes? And you promise to see me here but you are not sure about the time? Maybe months later or years later? I covered a lonely national holiday. Now I'm lying in my bed and flipping through the channels and saw Formula 1 in Shanghai, wondering you may be watching this at the same time, just like we are looking the same sky and stars. I remember I recited the message unit ZhangYang told us. "Whenever you feel alone and helpless, just look upon into the sky and the stars like the kings of the past are looking down on you, they are always there to guide you." Presumably, you are among the ones that are looking upon? We are the same kinda people. I think you are still suffering from headache, but I can't offer a help just like WenTailai. He could take LiChang to the hospital. BUT......It suddenly occurs to me there's something you haven't done yet. I asked you to send some English materials to me, but you didn't send any; You promised to send messages to me by the time you come to yourself again, but you didn't; And you said to come to RUC to see me again, but for some reasons, you didn't. I feel very disappointed, I don't mean to blame you, but just express some of my feelings. My dear, I even dreamed there's a day that you went away... I imagine the day you went away... Well I wonder could it be, When I was dreaming about you baby, You were dreaming of me. Call me crazy & Call me blind, To still be suffering is stupid after all of this time. Did I lose my love to someone better. And does he love you like I do, I do, you know I really really do! Well hey, So much I need to say, been lonely since the day, the day you went away. So sad but true. For me there are only you. Been crying since the day, the day you went away. I remember date and time September twenty second Sunday twenty five after nine, in the doorway with your case. No longer shouting at each other. There were tears on our faces. And we were letting go of something special, something we'll never have again. I know, I guess I really really know why do we never know what we've got till it's gone. How could I carry on the day you went away, Because I've been missing you so much I have to say!!!!! |
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